optimism>pessimism
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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me: i don’t even have enough time for all this
me:
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I’m leaving town tomorrow. I’d invite you to come with me, but we both know you’re not ready to accept my offer. Perhaps one day, in a year or even a century, You’ll show up at my door and let me show you what the world has to offer. You mark my words. Small-town boy, small-town life, it won’t be enough for you.” -Klaus
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1-mpossibility:

omg me
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